lördag 15 mars 2014

The Full Monty – Meningar ✏

Today me and my boyfriend vent out browsing, we had decided to eat noodle soup this evening. In the store we both saw a couple, a lassie and a lad fighting, the security guards had to come and sore things out between them.
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I had been taken to the social services center because my mom and dad had been fighting a lot the last fortnights. They had called each other ugly names like 'twat', 'tart', 'poof' and 'bugger'. Mom calls dad tubby but she used to call him Mr. Gnome but not anymore..
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I closed the door after me and locked it. I made sure I had the plastic bags in my pocket and my phone in the other one, then we took of. We walked to the park, Danny had quite the hurry. When we finally arrived he looked at me with his big brown/green eyes, I released him from his leash and he went of.
I sat down on the closets park bench and looked around, it had been raining for days and now the sun was finally peeking out from it's hideout, i saw the old bridge in the distance it's girders were very rusty, it had been there for a long, long time now...
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C'mon! We need to find resources! Quick!
Nelly went to the back and soon i heard her say

"I find some winter kit, and you?!"

I looked around and saw a broken bugle player, and I screamed back

"Nowt, but there's a bra here for you and some trunks here if we want to go swimming?!"
"Ha ha, very funny! It's not really the right time right now ya now!"

I smiled for myself and suddenly heard a growl. I looked over my shoulder and saw a walker around the corner.

"Nelly! We need to go now, run to the opening!"
(this is in middle of an zombie apocalypse so the world “walker” is an type of zombie)
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– “Jerry I.. I need to tell you something..”
• “Of course love what is it?”
– “I think I'm pregnant.”
• “Blimey! But w-what should we do?”
– “Well I don't know..”
• “You know that we don't have the money to take care of a baby!”
– “I'm not stupid Jerry! I know much very well that we don't have the effort or money to do that! And besides I thout you willy couldn’t do anything, like it was broken or something!?”
• “If you think that I lied to you, your daft. I don't know what happen...”
– “Well I can't go around carrying a baby thats not even gonna make it.. I-I guess that ill have to take it away or something..”
• “No!! Ill search a new better job and get us the money we need, besides the society can't leave us hanging, they will help us.

6 months later...

– “God dam it I can't get up! The baby is in the way! And my feet is numb!”
⚉ “Here let me help you, your starting to get and audience.”
– “Ceers pal, the pride is long gone when your carrying a baby.”
⚉ “Yeah, I can reckon that. I've got quite the dodgy hip but you need help more then I do.”
– “Ta.”
⚉ “Why are you alone? Do you have sole custody or so, if I may ask of course!”
– “Oh no! Me and my husband has joint custody on this one, he's at work an I just wanted to go out a bit, get some fresh air you know!”
⚉ “Oh of course! Pardon my rudeness, you need anything?”
– “Bollocks, I can cope from here. Thank you once again!”
⚉ “It was nothing! Bye and good luck!”

3 months after that...

� “Common now quid and puuuush!!!”
– “AAAAAAH!!”
• “Common now baby your almost there jus a little bit more!”
= “(Baby scream)!”
� “Aaand it's a baby girl! She looks lovely and healthy!”

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